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By La Louve

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News Sexcereal: serial fuckers’ breakfast

Sexcereal: serial fuckers’ breakfast

OK we all know that breakfast is an important meal of the day and so on… We all know that Quaker Oats is better than Fruit Loops. And we also know that to be healthy you need to practice sport. OK.

It’s not enough for Canadian Peter Ehrlich. He has invented Sexcereal!
WTF?!

This brilliant idea is the first gender-based whole food cereal; of course males and females haven’t got the same needs. Formulated by nutrition professionals, it is: GMO-free, energetic, powerful, etc, etc. And above all it increases the libido. In theory! Don’t be stupid, you won’t be a sex machine with 3 tsp a day of this product, it’s not Viagra. Notice that’s it would be less expensive and more efficient to eat a bowl of Viagra than a bowl of Sexcereal: CAD $ 29.85 for 3 packs! Therefore a luxurious joke!

Trust me, eat healthy if you want but for a healthy sex-life prefer the olden sextoy from DORCELSTORE.COM of course! ;)

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